A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed – as
the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she
looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so
worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he
was. In a quiet voice he said, “Do you remember the jewelers we went
into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond
necklace that we couldn’t afford….?
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I do remember
He replied, “Well, I’m in the pub next door.”