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Job Interview: Human Resources Manager:“What is your greatest weakness?” Old Man : “Honesty!” Human Resources Manager: “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.” Old Man : “I don’t give a fuck what you think.”
THE MISSUS TOLD HIM TO PUT THE PIE IN THE OVEN AT 120 DEGREES …. TOOK SOME DOING – BUT HE FINALLY MANAGED IT!
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed – as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite…