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Job Interview: Human Resources Manager:“What is your greatest weakness?” Old Man : “Honesty!” Human Resources Manager: “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.” Old Man : “I don’t give a fuck what you think.”
THE MISSUS TOLD HIM TO PUT THE PIE IN THE OVEN AT 120 DEGREES …. TOOK SOME DOING – BUT HE FINALLY MANAGED IT!
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed – as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so worried that she called …