Christmas Shopping

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed – as
the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she
looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so
worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he
was. In a quiet voice he said, “Do you remember the jewelers we went
into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond
necklace that we couldn’t afford….?

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I do remember
that shop.”

He replied, “Well, I’m in the pub next door.”

Persistent Penguin

Best headline of the year!

Cnn might want to reconsider their wording!

The Difference Between Complete and Finished

=============================== No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words – Complete and Finished. In a recently held linguistic competition in London, England, and attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted … Continue reading

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