reporter “So do you drink coffee in the morning?” me “What do you know about coffee!” reporter “Ummm, sorry sir, it was just a question. The people like to know their Presidents habits and routines.” me “You listen to me and you listen good. Coffee is perhaps the greatest emeny this country has ever...
With the Professional Basketball season over I thought it would be important to provide an update to the Raptor threat levels. Steve Nash’s current location is unknown and much like Chuck Norris if you can’t see Steve Nash you maybe seconds away from death. Raptors are known to hunt in packs using two raptors...
reporter “How do you plan on ending the war in the middle east” me “one word, nuclearfuckingweapon” “oh and props to Dennis Leary for that one” reporter “Dennis Leary?” me “yeah, I made him Sec of Defense” reporter “oh god help us” me “no shit, three more years of me then its Eli’s turn”...
