reporter “So do you drink coffee in the morning?”
me “What do you know about coffee!”
reporter “Ummm, sorry sir, it was just a question. The people like to know their Presidents habits and routines.”
me “You listen to me and you listen good. Coffee is perhaps the greatest emeny this country has ever seen. Do you know the coffee accounts for 1 deaths a year. That sneaky little bastard, came up here on Juan Valdez’s ass and hasn’t left since. He probably doesn’t even have the proper documentation to be in this country. Let me tell you something, coffee has been know to become organized and a major threat when you least expect it. Hell I came home one day, and there is coffee holding a knife. Yeah, I said a knife. You know what I did? I got some hot water and boiled that little bastard. Trust me when I tell you this. Coffee is nothing to laugh at.”
reporter “Ok, well I a… see what I wanted to know…”
(I am now interrupted by Blonde Jesus)
B. Jesus “Yo, we have a situation”
me “what is it”
B Jesus “we are out of sugar”
me “I knew that SOB coffee would be back”
B Jesus “People just don’t listen the the threat levels like they used to”
me “I know, lord how I know, come on, we better get Dennis and some water…”
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