Steve Nash Raptor Threat Level

June 26, 2008
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With the Professional Basketball season over I thought it would be important to provide an update to the Raptor threat levels. Steve Nash’s current location is unknown and much like Chuck Norris if you can’t see Steve Nash you maybe seconds away from death. Raptors are known to hunt in packs using two raptors to distract you while one sneaks up from behind for the kill. Steve Nash is so good that he doesn’t need a pack. I mean look at him on the court. Does he really need four other players? I mean the help but are they unnecessary? Not to bash the Suns as a team they play the best in the league but the more important point is that Steve Nash hunts alone. And we don’t know where he is at…he could be anywhere…he could BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!! and that my friends is some scary shit!

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