A biker walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it’s a gay bar.
“What the hell,” he says to himself, “I really want a drink.”
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the biker,
‘What’s the name of your willy?’
The biker says, ‘Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink.’
The gay waiter says, ‘I’m sorry but I can’t
serve you until you tell me the name of your willy.
Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan ‘Just Do It.’
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because
‘It really Satisfies.’
The biker looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will
give him a second to think it over.
So the biker asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,
‘Hey bud, what’s The name of yours?’
The man looks back and says with a smile, ‘TIMEX.’
The thirstybiker asks,’Why Timex?’ The fella proudly replies, ‘
‘Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin!”
A little shaken, thebiker turns to two fella’s on his right,
who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita, and says, ‘So, what do you guys
call yours?’
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, ‘FORD, because ”Quality is
Job One’
Then he adds, ‘Have you driven a Ford lately?’
The guy next to him then says, ‘I call mine CHEVY…..’Like a Rock!’ And
gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the biker has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, ‘The name of my willy is
SECRET. Now give me a beer.’
The bartender begins to pour the biker a beer, but with a puzzled
lookasks,’Why Secret?’
The biker says, ‘Because it’s ‘STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
WOMAN!
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