All old people aren’t senile

August 9, 2009
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store
one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring
for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and
brought out a $5,000 ring.. The old man said, ‘No, I’d like
to see something more special.’

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock
and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at
only $40,000,’ the jeweler said.

The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body
trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said,
‘We’ll take it.’

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old
man stated, ‘by check. I know you need to make sure my check
is good, so I’ll write it now, and you can call the bank
Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday
afternoon,’ he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.

‘There’s no money in that account.’

‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about
my weekend!’

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