What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a nosy jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Open it, slowly.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Close your eyes briefly, open them, and then look up to the
sky (or the heavens, if you will).

6. Breathe deeply and open the site (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

7. Watch at the expression on your neighbor’s face.

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