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The World’s Shortest Books

August 9, 2009
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The World’s Shortest Books: NEGROS I’VE MET WHILE YACHTING THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton _______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton ________________________________ Sequel:...

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All old people aren’t senile

August 9, 2009
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.. The old man said, ‘No, I’d like...

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Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

August 9, 2009
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Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, June 1, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Summer Class for Women 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a...

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Zen sarcasm

August 9, 2009
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Zen sarcasm…. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do...

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A Biker Walks into a Bar…..

August 9, 2009
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A biker walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it’s a gay bar. “What the hell,” he says to himself, “I really want a drink.” When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the biker, ‘What’s the name of your willy?’ The biker says, ‘Look, I’m not into any of that....

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