Funny Emails

The
Indian With One Testicle

There
once was an Indian who had only one
testicle

and whose
given name was ‘Onestone’. He hated
that

name and
asked everyone not to call him
Onestone.

After
years and years of torment, Onestone
finally

cracked
and said,’ If anyone calls me
Onestone

again I
will kill them!’

The word
got around and nobody called

him that
any more.

Then one
day a young woman named Blue
Bird

forgot
and said, ‘Good morning, Onestone.’
He

jumped
up, grabbed her and took her deep
into

the
forest where he made love to her all day
and

all
night. He made love to her all the next
day,

until Blue
Bird died
from exhaustion.

The word
got around that Onestone meant
what

he
promised he would do. Years went by and
no

one dared
call him by his given name until A
woman

named Yellow
Bird returned
to the village after being

away. Yellow
Bird , who
wasBlue Bird’s cousin,
was

overjoyed
when she saw Onestone. She hugged
him

and said,
‘Good to see you, Onestone.’

Onestone
grabbed her, took her deep into the
forest,

then he
made love to her all day, made love to her
all

night,
made love to her all the next day, made love
to

her all
the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn’t
die!

Why
???

OH, come
on…. take a guess !!!

Think
about it !!!

You’re
going to love this !!!

Everyone
knows…

You
can’t kill Two Birds

with OneStone!!!