How to Install a Home Security System

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
>
> 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of
> men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of
> Guns & Ammo Magazine.
>
> 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
> magazines.
>
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
> Bubba,
>
> Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
>  Be back in an
> hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the
> mailman this
> morning and messed him up real bad.  I don’t think
> Killer took part, but
> it was hard to tell from all the blood.  Anyway, I
> locked all four of
> ‘em in the house.
>
>             Better wait
> outside.  Be right back.
>
>
>  Cooter

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