Spaghetti Laugh for today

For  several years,  a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One  night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not  wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her  a
Large sum of money if she would go to  Italy to secretly have  the
Child.

Also if she stayed in  Italy to raise the child, he would  also
Provide child support until the child  turned  18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know  when the  baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to  simply mail him a post card, and
Write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back.

He  would then arrange for the Child
Support Payments  to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came  home  to his confused wife.

‘Honey, ‘she said, ‘You  received  a very strange post card today.’
‘Oh, just give it to  me and I’ll explain it later,’ he said.

The wife  obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned
White, and fainted.

On the card was  written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,  Spaghetti,  Spaghetti.


Three with meatballs, two  without.  Send extra sauce