Actual call center conversations

Customer:     ‘I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through; can you help?’ Operator:     ‘Where did you get that number, sir?’ Customer:     ‘It’s on the door of your business.’ Operator:     ‘Sir, those are the hours that we are open.’ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Samsung Electronics Caller:          ‘Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’ Operator:     ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.’ Caller:          ‘On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?’ Operator:      ‘I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.’ ———————————————————————- RAC Motoring Services Caller:          ‘Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?’ Operator:     ‘Does the product name give you a clue?’ ———————————————————————- Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe) ‘If I register my car in France, and then take it to England, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?’ ———————————————————————- Directory Enquiries Caller:  ‘I’d like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please’ Operator: ‘I’m sorry, there’s no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?’ Caller: ‘Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the ‘B’ fell off.’ ———————————————————————- Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator:        ‘Woven? Are you sure?’ Caller:             ‘Yes. That’s what it says on the label — Woven in Scotland .’ ———————————————————————- On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: ‘I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write the number on.’ ———————————————————————- Tech Support:      ‘I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.’ Customer:             ‘OK.’ Tech Support:      ‘Did you get a pop-up menu?’ Customer:             ‘No.’ Tech Support:      ‘OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?’ Customer:             ‘No.’ Tech Support:      ‘OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?’ Customer:            ‘Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.’ ———————————————————————- Tech Support:          ‘OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?’ Customer:                 ‘Wow! How can you see my screen from there?’ ———————————————————————- Caller:  ‘I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?’

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