When You Have a Bad Day…..

It all started this morning when I:

Made breakfast for the cranky youngsters

and fed the baby a bottle

She dribbled milk all over herself and my new blouse

I loaded up
the kids in the carseat and took them to daycare & school

I was late
for work, and traffic was a nightmare

My husband
called my cell phone to tell me

he got laid
off from his construction job

I got to the
office (I’m a Tech Analyst)

My supervisor
chewed me out

for misplacing
the mouse

I went out
for lunch and got caught in the rain

I left work
early to pick up my new eye glasses (wrong size)

I then picked
up the kids from school & daycare

Fed them all
a quick meal

Drove the
boys to karate lessons

And, then the
girls to tap & ballet

When we got
back home, all they wanted to do was watch TV

and, sing
karaoke instead of doing their homework

After much
chaos, they took their baths & got ready for bed

And after
much hounding, they brushed their teeth

Then I read
them their nightly bedtime stories

They finally
went to sleep

So, I tried doing some aerobics in the living room

Uh oh, I
don’t think all the ‘fast-food’ and

exercise is
agreeing with me

Now, I think I’m getting a migraine

and, a runny nose

I’m pretty
certain it’s the flu

After a long
and grueling day, I crawled

into
bed and was just drifting off when

I realized I
had forgotten something

Dear Lord, despite the topsy-turvy day

I’ve had, I
give thanks to you and

For all the
blessings you’ve bestowed upon me and my family.

And
next week, I’m off to the spa and pool for some

much-needed
rest and relaxation with my girlfriend

That’s how MY
life is going……so, how are things with YOU?

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