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- Romantic Canadian Husband Man said to his wife "Alright you sexy thing, upstairs now." She looked…
- The waitress was waiting about as patiently as could be expected while the guy was slowly going…
- A Male Fairy Tale: Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry…
- A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined…
- There was a young lady named May, Took a stroll in the park by the bay. She met a young man, Who…
- A woman went to the counter to purchase a drinking bowl for her dog. The clerk asked, "Would you…
- It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office. He told the florist to…
- I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said to her, "Nice…
- A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able…
- One day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a…
- A little boy returning home from his first day at school, approached his mother and asked, "Mom,…
- A pompous minister was seated next to a Texan on a flight to Dallas. After the plane was airborne,…
- Moshe, the owner of a small Kosher New York deli, was being questioned by an IRS agent about his…
- A man was walking along the beach and came up on a crying woman with no arms and no legs. Filled…
- With Age Comes Wisdom... Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the…
- A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her husband was treated recently, he has…
- At the urging of his doctor, John moved to Arizona. After settling in, he met a neighbor who was…
- A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The Captain gets on…
- It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived…
- Seven retired Italian Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Guido loses…
- A clearly inebriated woman and stark naked jumped into a taxi in New York City . The cab driver, an…
- Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor…
- One day a sailor decided to visit several bars because he felt like getting drunk. He started into…
- I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in.... I asked the trainer…
- After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally…
- Bill and Betty were sitting on the porch when Bill turned to Betty and said, "Muffin, I feel like…
- A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight…
- A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom factory, and were having a hard time finding new…
- I boarded the train and took my seat. The seat next to me was empty, but not for long. A young…
- A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead…
- A blonde's dog goes missing and she is frantic. Her husband says "Why don't you put an ad in the…
- A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to…
- Update on Monica Lewinsky After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself,…
- Wife takes husband to her High School reunion. There's a guy on the dance floor break dancing, moon…
- The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while. The priest…
- What do you think ?? Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice…
- Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held…
- A guy got chatting to a girl in a club: "Can I buy you a drink?", he asked. "Have you not got a…
- Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A's and…
- On January 9 a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about…
- Morris ran into Jacob while shopping at the mall the other day and noticed that he had a small gift…
- "Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise they won't come to yours." --Yogi Berra
- The Right Side of the Brain: Good luck with this one This is one of those great emails that show…
- I started to chat with a busty lady in the tavern. Eventually, I told her, "If you'll give a major…
- What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator
- Here's a question for you. The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how…
- A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!' So on…
- Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns
- Happy William Shatner Day Everyone
- Because I’m a man, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five…
- A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A…
- Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more…
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