Even More Tiger Jokes

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.

Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

What club did Elin use to ‘rescue’ her husband? A bitching wedge.

The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash. They are calling it, ” Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his new name?: Cheetah

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common ? They’re both clubbed by Norwegians !

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

And a favorite of mine from one of our readers -

Tiger Wood’s caddy Steve Williams has cancelled a book deal scheduled to be released before Christmas. Steve says the reason for this is due to “increased competition” The booked was to be called:
Steve Williams-My life on Tigers Bag”

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