Great Tiger Woods Jokes

December 3, 2009
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He was on his way to an early tee time and his wife was just: “Honey
you forgot your 9 iron…”

And -

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club
is his wife Elin.

That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards.

Perhaps Tiger should have used another driver?

Tiger Woods first drive wound up between a fire hydrant and tree.
He’s not talking about it, so it sounds like an unplayable lie.

You can’t blame poor Elin, she was totally baffled as to how Tiger
could be DQ’d from a tournament after carding a hole-in-one; until she
found out he was playing the wrong hole!

After wayward drive into a water hazard, Tiger Woods found himself
nestled behind a tree.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.  He couldn’t
decide between a wood and an iron.

Tiger owns several cars; it’s a shame that he got a hole in one.

I find it’s a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can’t see the
Woods for the trees.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting that his
crash was the closest shave he had ever had.

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4 Responses to Great Tiger Woods Jokes

  1. Debbie on December 4, 2009 at 10:38 am

    GOOD ONE!

  2. Debbie on December 11, 2009 at 8:09 am

    NOT BAD!

  3. ca on December 16, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    BOOBIES

  4. ca on December 16, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    cameron was here

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