Installing a Husband

Dear Tech
Support,

In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9..5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such
as:

NFL
3.0, NASCAR 2009 and BASEBALL 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Signed,

Desperate.

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0
is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html
and try to download Tears 6.2 and
do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0
update. If that application works
as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2..5, Happy Hour 7.0
or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is
a very bad program that will download the Farting
and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under
any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually
seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0
and Hot Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support