More Tiger Woods jokes

December 10, 2009

1)It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to
pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger

2)Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has
a hole in one.

3)What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 400 yards.

4)Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still
below par.

5)What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing

6)Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide
between a wood and an iron

7)Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said ” I don’t know exactly but put me down for 5

8)”What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos.

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