Male or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either
male or female. Here are some examples:
BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them
are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under their butt.
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
that the truth)
because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking
TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts
to the bottom.
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and
are occasionally handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it
male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost
without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he
just keeps trying