Personified Inanimate Objects – Male or Female

Male or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either
male or female.  Here are some examples:
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FREEZER
BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them
up again.
They
are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
Buttons.
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TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated
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HOT
AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
water..
(ain?t
that the truth)
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WEB
PAGES:

Female,
because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit
on.
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TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking
up people.
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EGG
TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts
to the bottom.
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HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and
are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE
REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it
would
be
male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost
without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he
just keeps trying

One Response to “Personified Inanimate Objects – Male or Female”

  1. Hilarious!

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