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Male or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either
male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER
BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them
up again.They
are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
Buttons. TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated HOT
AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
water.. (ain?t
that the truth) WEB
PAGES:
Female,
because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit
on. TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking
up people. EGG
TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts
to the bottom. HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and
are occasionally handy to have around. THE
REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it
would be
male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost
without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he
just keeps trying











