Truths of Life – Confucious Says

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.






2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.




3. And discover that The first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.


4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.


5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.


6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.



I apologize about this but I’m an idiot too and I needed the company…

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