Funny Emails

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I already knew I was dumber than the fifth graders… but now it’s the preschoolers??

A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU

Which way is the bus below traveling?
To the left or to the right?

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It just all depends on how you look at some things…

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in
southern California , was doing some personal work on
her own family tree. She discovered that Congressman
Harry Reid’s great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged
for horse stealing and train robbery in  Montana
in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this
common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing
on the gallows  in  Montana
territory:

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IDIOT SIGHTING

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.” I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, “NO, it’s not. Four is larger than two…”

We haven’t used Sears repair since.

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