Funny Snail Jokes – Photos

February 15, 2010

A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a
car.

The sales person asks, “What are you looking for in a
car?”

The snail says, “I want a really fast car with big side
doors so I can write a huge “S” on each
door.”

The salesman says, “That’s a weird request,
why?”

The snail says, “Because when I drive
through town I want people to say,
“Look at that
S-Car-Go!!!!”

A farmer hears a knock at
his door late one winter’s night.

He opens his door, looks
around and looks down and there, at his doorstep, is a
snail.

The snail says, “Can I come
in, I’m really coooooold?”

The Farmer says, “No, get
outta here you stupid snail,” and kicks him across the
garden.

Spring comes, then summer
then fall and before you know it, it’s winter
again…

The farmer hears a knock on
his door. He opens the door, looks around and sees that same snail from last
year, who says, “What did you do that for?”

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Why did the snail cross the
road?

I don’t know – but I’ll let
you know when it gets here!

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What is the definition of a
slug?

A snail with a housing
problem!

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A snail walks into a bank to make a
deposit.
Then a turtle comes in and robs the
bank. Afterward, the police are interviewing the snail and asks
him to recount what had happened…

The snail says, “I don’t
know, it all happened so fast!”
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