If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there’s no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico .

Note:
Please take time to read this slowly..
If you pay attention to the first two judges,
The reaction of the third judge is even better.
For those of you who have lived in New Mexico , you know how true this is. They actually
have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major
portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza .

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A Nun Grading Papers

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING
THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A
STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE!

PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND
SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE,
YOU’LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A
CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
TEST.

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Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are
bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the glorious winner:

1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim
during a hold-up in Long Beach California, would-be robber James
Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder.  He peered down the
barrel and tried the trigger again.  This time it worked.

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