The Irish Confessional

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

There’s a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest comes in. “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a  very long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”  The priest replies: “Get out. You’re on my side.”