Alaskan Surveyor and the Polar Bear

Position: Surveyor

Salary: $200 per hour  (tax-free)

Qualifications: Must be fast on your feet!

This one is my personal favorite

! ;

Isn’t it comforting to know that when you’re about to become a bear’s
breakfast your buddy is standing there taking pictures.

While hiking those nature trails munching arugula, remember it was brought to the organic nature
store in a diesel powered truck not a bicycle or a hybrid.