Mexican Words of the Day

COMPILATION OF MEXICAN WORDS OF THE DAY!
Who says Mexican is not a language

‘Heater’ – My little sister started to choke, perro my mom told me
to heater in the back.

‘Juicy’ – Hey Vato, I will roll a joint and ju tell me if juicy the cops!

‘Sodas’ – My vieja looks good and sodas her sister.

‘Cheese’ – Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.

‘ Chile ‘ – When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since
we got married chile herself go.

‘ Juarez ‘ – My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your *uckin
problem! Bish!

‘Chicken’ – My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go
herself.

‘Harrassment’ – Orale vato my old lady caught me n bed wit my sancha
pero harrasment nothing to me!!!

‘Water’ – My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.

‘Brief’ – My homie farted gacho bad, and I could not brief.

‘Mushroom’ – Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there
is not mushroom.

‘Frito’ – After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz
frito go.

‘Wafer’ – I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los
mensos didn’t wafer me.

‘July’ – You told me you were going to the store and July to me!
Julyer!

‘Liver and Cheese’ – Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told
him ‘orale loco liver alone, cheese mines.’

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