The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to...
SENIOR MOMENT: I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music… After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was...
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft...
Amazing Survival Story - One Tough Coyote
Did Phillip FART?