Pfizer Will Now Produce Liquid Viagra

April 11, 2010
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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails“, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink“. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them..

If you don’t send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world

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One Response to Pfizer Will Now Produce Liquid Viagra

  1. kd on April 26, 2010 at 11:22 am

    smile

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