3 Words To Have Anything You Want

May 15, 2010
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes
off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her
apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, “I’ll
do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how
kinky, for $20.00…

on one condition…”

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hand along with
her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely
concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said….

“Clean my house.”

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One Response to 3 Words To Have Anything You Want

  1. Ivette on May 18, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Funny

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