Bumper Stickers Seen On A Marine Corps Base:
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden — It’s Our Job To
Arrange The Meeting”
Marine Sniper – “You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
“ U.S. Marines — Travel Agents To Allah”
“Death Smiles At Everyone — Marines Smile Back”
“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine.”
“Stop Global Whining”
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism,
WAR Has Never Solved Anything.”
” U.S. Marines –
Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club”
“The Marine Corps — When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be
Destroyed Overnight”
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? …. A Little Recoil”
“Marines – Providing Enemies of America An Opportunity To Die For
Their Country – Since 1775″
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl”
“My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college”
“Machine Gunners — Accuracy by Volume”
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy — Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
“If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In
English, Thank A Veteran”
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they
made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don’t have that
problem.” – Ronald Reagan




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