Kid’s Funny Answers to Teacher Questions

Children Are Quick

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find  North America  .

MARIA: Here it  is.

TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered  America ?

CLASS:         Maria.

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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong

GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I  Love this child)

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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:   What are you talking about?

DONALD:    Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘  I.  ’

MILLIE:           I  is..

TEACHER:     No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I  am.’

MILLIE:          All right…  ’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand….

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TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:         No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER:      Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE  :         No, sir. It’s the same dog.

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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:     A teacher

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PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE  LAUGH!

LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!