Maria, the Maid, asked for a pay increase and my wife was very upset about this so decided to talk to her about it. She asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’ Maria: ‘Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better...
Looks tasty doesn’t it? It’s bread. Baked in special ‘forms’ and decorated with special techniques… but it remains bread. The question is : Would you buy it for your family ? Would you eat it? The bakery is in the Thai province Ratchaburi, 100 km east of Bangkok. They honor the Buddhist principle that...
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally,she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, “Honey, you know I...
Bumper Stickers Seen On A Marine Corps Base: “It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden — It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting” Marine Sniper – “You can run, but you’ll just die tired!” “ U.S. Marines — Travel Agents To Allah” “Death Smiles At Everyone — Marines Smile Back” “When In Doubt, Empty...
Doug Landis Pencil Sketches
Amazing Northern Lights and Sky Rainbows