DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home. FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do...
‘Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but you better live for today How quickly the years pass After you’re finished smiling, send to any friend that might need a reason to smile!
Photographer Martin Rietze got to within 250 metres of the lava fountains to capture his stunning series of images Lava hits the sea from the volcanic eruption between the Myrdalsjokull and Eyjafjallajokull glaciers, east of Iceland’s capital Reykjavik Only around an hour old, this lavaflow is falling from a steep cliff a few hundred...
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one’s penis and notices there’s a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, ‘I believe you’re supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis.’ The other one replies,...
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