The Patch for Vatican Priests

June 11, 2010
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Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom
using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one’s penis and notices there’s a Nicoderm patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, ‘I believe you’re supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not  your penis.’

The other one replies, ‘It’s working just fine.

I’m down to two butts a day.’


***IF YOU LAUGH….YOU’LL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!

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