Archive for July, 2010
Incredible Nature Pictures
Low clouds over a volcano.
Wonder what it’s pointing to? Luminescence is beautiful It’s nice to have friends!
![]() The world going to sleep.
I Ahhhhh…one most westerners are familiar Beats a Beautyrest innersprings . How Majestic!
Winter in the Smokies. Now, My personal favorite, a dandelion covered with dew. Put OMG! I’m not exactly sure why people are so
and God Is
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Siamese Twins in England
Siamese twins walk into a pub in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, ‘Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim.
Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.’
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.
‘Been on holiday yet, lads?’
‘Off to England next month,’ says John. ‘We go to England every
year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?’ Jim agrees.
‘Ah, England!’ says the bartender. ‘Wonderful country … the history, the beer, the culture…’
‘Nah, we don’t like that British crap,’ says John.
‘Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that’s us, eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English – they’re so arrogant and rude.’
‘So why keep going to England?’ asks the bartender.
‘It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.’
What Life Was Like in 1909
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No One Believes Seniors
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money-fifty thousand dollars! Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.” Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. |
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” Sally said, “No”. Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic. Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile”
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.” Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ….” The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”







































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