Archive for July, 2010

The Golden Years Cartoons

Best yet – The Golden
Years???














Incredible Nature Pictures


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Low
clouds over a volcano.


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This one takes a moment to figure out..






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Wonder what it’s pointing to?


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Luminescence is beautiful


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It’s nice to have friends!


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The world going to sleep.


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Very interesting patterns.


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The world wakes up.


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I want to live here.


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Do you have them in something
smaller?


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I
would
love to know how this
happened
.


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How wonderful is this wildlife.


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Niagara Falls at night.


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Ahhhhhone most westerners are familiar
with
.


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Beats a Beautyrest innersprings .


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How Majestic!


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How austere!


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Hope you remembered to fill the tank!


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Winter in the Smokies.


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Safety note: Never go swimming alone.


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Slippery when wet!


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Even on your darkest day there is
a
silver lining!


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Now,
that’s
a shower.


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My personal favorite, a dandelion covered with dew.


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Put
‘em
up, go on, put ‘em up !!


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OMG!


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I’m not exactly sure why people are so
into

climbing these
things.


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Life Is SO Good ..

and God Is
SO


GREAT


HAVE A NICE
DAY !

Siamese Twins in England

Siamese twins walk into a pub in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, ‘Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim.

Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.’

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.

‘Been on holiday yet, lads?’

‘Off to England next month,’ says John. ‘We go to England every
year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?’ Jim agrees.

‘Ah, England!’ says the bartender. ‘Wonderful country … the history, the beer, the culture…’

‘Nah, we don’t like that British crap,’ says John.

‘Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that’s us, eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English – they’re so arrogant and rude.’

‘So why keep going to England?’ asks the bartender.

‘It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.’

What Life Was Like in 1909

1909 Ford Model R
Show this to your friends, children and/or
grandchildren!

THE YEAR IS 1909
This will boggle your
mind, I know it did mine!
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The year is 1909.
One hundred and one years ago. 
What a difference a century makes! 
Here are some statistics for the Year 1909:
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Fuel for this car was sold in drug stores only.
The average life expectancy for men was 47 years.
Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub.
Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.
There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles of paved roads.
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower !
The average US wage in 1909 was 22 cents per hour.
The average US worker made between $200 and $400 per year ..
A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, 
A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year,
and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME .
Ninety percent of all Doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!
Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which
Were condemned in the press AND the government as ‘substandard.’
Sugar cost four cents a pound.
Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.
Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.
The Five leading causes of death were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza 
2. Tuberculosis
3.Diarrhea 
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke
The American flag had 45 stars….
The population of Las Vegas , Nevada , was only 30!!!!
Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn’t been invented yet.
There was no Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Two out of every 10 adults couldn’t read or write and only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school..
Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores.
Back then pharmacists said, ‘Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health’
( Shocking? DUH! )
Eighteen percent of households had at least one full-time servant or domestic help…..
There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A. !
Plus one more sad thought
…. 95 percent of the taxes we have now did not exist in 1909….
I am now going to forward this to someone else without typing it myself.
From there, it will be sent to others all over the WORLD – all in a matter of seconds!

Try to imagine what it may be like in another 100 years.
IT STAGGERS THE MIND
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No One Believes Seniors

No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile.

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally .”

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money-fifty thousand dollars! Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.” Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.


The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” Sally said, “No”. Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic. Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile”


The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.” Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ….” The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”

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