Full Body Scanners

> Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
> airports:
>
>
> All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will
> *not*X-ray you, but
> *will* detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.
> The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
>
> This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about
> racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
>
> This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now: you’re in the
> airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
> announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention standby passengers, we
> now have a seat available on flight number…”