Helga’s Cruise Ship Diary

DEAR DIARY – DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets.  Really, really exciting.

Our local Woman’s Vounteer chapter decided on this “all-girls” trip.

It will be my first one, – and I can’t wait!

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DEAR DIARY – DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful.  Saw whales and dolphins.  Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY – DAY 3

At the pool today.  Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.

Felt honored and had a wonderful time.  He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY – DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship’s casino.  Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.

Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.  He asked me to stay the night, but I

declined.  Told him I could not be unfaithful to my boyfriend.

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DEAR DIARY – DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano- bar, stayed there for rest of day.

Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.

Really is quite charming.  Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.  Again I declined.

He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship…  I was shocked.

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DEAR DIARY – DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives.

Twice.