Don't Touch My Junk – TSAwear

NEW DESPAIRWEAR: Customized TSA Tees! You Write It, We Print It!

All I can say is, “You asked for it, you got it.”

I mean, a whole lot of you loved the new TSA shirts that we launched last week. Some of you even told us that you hoped to wear them to the airport when travelling home for the holidays later this year. More power to you!

But alas… As is so often the case, some of you even demanded more.

“I wanna make my own TSA shirt! I’m funnier than you guys are! I’ll gladly pay more if I can write my own slogan!”

And guess what? We made it happen- almost overnight!

So here’s the skinny. Though most of our t-shirts are screen-printed on a ten-color press inside our warehouse- we recently got access to an awesome new Direct-to-Garment t-shirt press. Long story short- when it comes to printing on-demand t-shirts that YOU write, we can love you like that.

Now- let’s be clear… This whole process is a lot more labor-intensive than our usual mass volume screen-printing work. And as a result, the end product is a lot more expensive. How much more? For the privilege of buying a completely self-authored, beautifully-printed TSA parody tee- you’ll be paying $29.95.

On the flipside, we’re able to turn these around pretty quickly for a customized t-shirt. It’ll be out the door in 2 or 3 days after you place your order. And it’ll look every bit as professional as our regular TSA tees.

So- there you have it. Now that we’ve created the tools, it’s time for you to unleash your own creative energies! (Provided they are accompanied by a valid credit card number… Otherwise, we just can’t love you like that… I’m sorry to have to frame our whole relationship in such starkly economic terms… But I’m in Marketing- it’s how we think… Which is why I made a vow never to date a girl who does marketing for a living*…)

So there you are.

NEW DESPAIRWEAR: Customized TSA Tees! You Write It, We Print It!