NEW DESPAIRWEAR: Customized TSA Tees! You Write It, We Print It! All I can say is, “You asked for it, you got it.” I mean, a whole lot of you loved the new TSA shirts that we launched last week. Some of you even told us that you hoped to wear them to the...
O’Hare Approach: “USA212, cleared ILS runway 32L approach, maintain speed 250 knots.” USA212: “Roger approach, how long do you need me to maintain that speed?” O’Hare Approach: “All the way to the gate if you can.” USA212: “Ah, OK, but you better warn ground control.”. 727 pilot: “Do you know it costs us two...
1· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 3· Life is sexually transmitted. 4· Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 5· The only difference...
A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret....
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning,...
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