Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is? Well here it is:
Every Sunday morning my friend would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive for some bonding time.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn’t feel like being up at all.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.
‘Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?’
‘Oh yes, Popa’ the girl replied, ‘and do you know what? We didn’t see a single idiot, dumb bastard, jack ass, or horse’s ass anywhere we went today!’
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
Did Phillip FART?
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