CCW Permit

I’m out cruising and I go thru this stop sign and I get pulled over by a
local policeman. I hand him my driver’s license, insurance verification and
registration plus my concealed carry permit.

“Okay,” he says, “I see you have a CCW permit. Are you carrying today?”

“Yes sir, I am.”

“Well then, better tell me what you got.”

I said, “Well, I have a Glock 27, 40 cal. in my inside coat pocket, there’s
a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box and, I have a .22 magnum derringer in my
right boot.”

“Okay,” the cop says. “Anything else?”

“Yes, back in the trunk there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That’s about it.”

“Then he asked me, are you on your way to or from a gun range…?”

I replied “Nope.”

“Well then, what are you afraid of…?”

To which I answered “Not a damn thing…”