HOW TO START A FIGHT

My wife and I were watching the show ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ while we were in bed.

If you are not familiar with the show,you have options to answer the question,so… I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’

‘No,’ she answered. I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes.’

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started…