Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes.” WOMAN: “I’m...
I’m out cruising and I go thru this stop sign and I get pulled over by a local policeman. I hand him my driver’s license, insurance verification and registration plus my concealed carry permit. “Okay,” he says, “I see you have a CCW permit. Are you carrying today?” “Yes sir, I am.” “Well then,...
My wife and I were watching the show ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ while we were in bed. If you are not familiar with the show,you have options to answer the question,so… I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered. I then said, ‘Is that your...
– If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you’ll begin to think you’re a genius.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever,...
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