Angels According To Children

I only
know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. Gregory, age 5

Everybody’s
got it all wrong. Angels don’t wear halos anymore. I forget why, but
scientists are working on it -Olive,
age 9

It’s
not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and
then there’s still the flight training to go through. And then you got to
agree to wear those angel clothes.

-Matthew,
age 9

Angels
work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something
else.
-Mitchell,
age 7

My
guardian angel helps me with math, but he’s not much good for
science. -Henry,
age 8

Angels
don’t eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!! -Jack,
age 6

Angels
talk all the way while they’re flying you up to heaven. The main subject
is where you went wrong before you got dead. Daniel,
age 9

When
an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten.  And
when he lets out his breath again,  somewhere there’s a
tornado. -Reagan,
age 10

Angels
have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel
comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when
it gets cold, angels go south for the winter. -Sara,
age 6

Angels
live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who’s a very good
carpenter.
-Jared,
age 8

All angels
are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn’t go for
it. -Antonio,
age 9

My
angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on
helping me while she was still down here on earth. -Ashley
~ age 9

Some
of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And
if they
don’t make the animals get better, they help the child get over
it. -
Vicki , age 8

What
I don’t get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot
arrows at them. -
Sarah , age 7