The Montana Department of Labor** claimed a small Victor rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.* MT Govt agent: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. Rancher: Well, there’s my first hand who’s been with me for 3...
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?”...
Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor’s office should appreciate this! Doesn’t it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here’s what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said:...
Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, “How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo ?” “Just a minute,” said the busy clerk. “Vell, said Lena , “If it has to go dat fast, I tink I’ll just take da bus.” *** The judge had just awarded a divorce to...
#1 of 6: You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck . 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5....
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