Monthly Archives: January 2011

Fair Wages to Help

January 20, 2011
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The Montana Department of Labor** claimed a small Victor rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.* MT  Govt agent:  I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. Rancher:  Well, there’s my first hand who’s been with me for 3...

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How To Make Tomatoes Redder

January 19, 2011
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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?”...

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Why Health Care is So Expensive

January 18, 2011
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Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor’s office should appreciate this!  Doesn’t it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like  an assembly line? Here’s what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he  had. Bubba said:...

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Ole, Lena, and Lars

January 15, 2011
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Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, “How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo ?” “Just a minute,” said the busy clerk. “Vell, said Lena , “If it has to go dat fast, I tink I’ll just take da bus.” *** The judge had just awarded a divorce to...

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6 Truths of Life

January 14, 2011
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#1 of 6:   You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck . 2.  All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3.  And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5....

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