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Monthly Archives: January 2011

The Three Little Pigs

January 8, 2011
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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. ‘I would like a Sprite,’ said the first little piggy. ‘I would like a Coke,’ said the second little piggy. ‘I want beer, lots and lots of beer,’ said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought...

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Senior Texting Codes

January 8, 2011
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Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you….   ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By...

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Happy New Years

January 1, 2011
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Happy New Years

Today…I wish you a day of ordinary miracles- A fresh pot of coffee you didn’t have to make yourself. An unexpected phone call from an old friend. Green stoplights on your way to work or shop. I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in… The fastest line at the grocery store....

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