Monthly Archives: February 2011

God and St. Francis — Funny

February 23, 2011
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God and his conversation with St. Francis. FUNNY! GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any...

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Curtis & Leroy’s Bailout Program

February 23, 2011
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Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.” Curtis &Leroy...

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New Layout, Facebook Page, and into the Cloud

February 23, 2011
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Hey everyone, As you may have noticed we have been making quite a few updates to eligr.com.  We are trying a new layout and have launched a new Facebook fan page Also we are attempting to improve our load time by serving our images and other files through Amazon’s Cloudfront.  As we are moving...

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Chinese Wal-Mart!

February 22, 2011
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Chinese Wal-Mart!

Crocodiles. Bulk Rice. Mixed Meat. Orange Juice And Cooking Oil. Turtles. you guess Walmart Brand Spirits ($0.15) Rib Cages. Assorted Dried Reptiles. Beautiful Boxes Of Liquor. Frogs. A Large Selection Of Chopsticks . Ducks Great Value Brand Beef Granules 15. Pig Faces

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What drinking will do to you

February 21, 2011
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What drinking will do to you

Subject: What drinking will do to you 2 glasses of wine 2 bottles of wine – Shared of course too many margaritas 3 Kamikazes 7 rum & cokes 1 large purple haze 3 martinis 1 bottle of tequila If you got a chuckle or smile, pass it on to someone who Loves animals too....

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