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Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your kids

February 1, 2011
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Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your kids

Wisdom Of A Retiree! I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired? Well..I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch , and margaritas into urine.

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