Funny Emails

A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said
‘ Jesus knows you ‘ re here. ‘

He nearly jumped
out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
froze.

When he heard nothing more, after
a bit, he
shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard ‘ Jesus is watching you. ‘

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

‘
Did you say that? ‘ he hissed at the
parrot.

‘ Yep ‘ , the parrot
confessed, then
squawked, I’m just trying to warn you that
he is watching you. ‘

The burglar relaxed. ‘ Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ? ‘

‘ Moses, ‘ replied the bird.

‘ Moses? ‘ the burglar laughed.

‘ What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’

‘ The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus. ‘