Morning Sickness

Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the
kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee,
her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room. “What’s
wrong Molly?” she asked. Molly told her that she had “morning
sickness.” Surprised, Sarah said, “Mazel Tov! I didn’t even know
you were pregnant!” “I’m not.” the harried middle-aged mother
replied. “I’m just sick of mornings.”